Toadstool Mushroom Art Greeting Card - Toxina Sporceress Notecard
"Bite Me"
Toadstool Mushroom Art Storytelling Card by Primal Painter
Toxina Sporceress doesn't send warning labels. She IS the warning label. The Funky Forest's scariest toadstool sits on her throne of roots, draped in cobwebs and Spanish moss, bubbling toxic brew in hand, and she has a message for you: a little poison adds flavor. Too much adds bones to her throne. Choose wisely, dahling.
Her toxic warning is on the inside: "Come closer, dahling. The red caps won't bite…unless you do. A little poison adds flavor, but too much adds bones to my throne. Choose wisely." ~Toxicity Alert by Toxina Sporceress
Perfect For:
- When you want to send a little humorous toxicity alert
- Mushroom lovers, Sporeacle collectors, and anyone with a taste for dangerous fungi hiding in a cobwebby corner somewhere
✨ Toxina Sporceress is sold individually or in a pack of four for a discounted price. You can also collect the whole Sporeacle Tribe Variety Pack of four cards on this listing.
🌳 Collect the whole Funky Forest crew, created by Primal Painter: frogs, mushrooms, raccoons, and owls. It's a magical ecosystem of forest-flavored wisdom, humor, and charm. For more ethereal vibes, enter the angelic and fairy realms for a softer magic.
Details:
**A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5")
**Includes a blue envelope (even fungi love style)
**Full-color original artwork on front & back
**Inside features Toxina's backstory and her toxic warning.
**Collectible storytelling art cards are printed on satin-finished cardstock with vibrant colors
**Space inside for your personal message
💌 Sending as a Gift?
If you'd like me to mail this card directly to someone special, just leave a note at checkout with your message or Contact Me, and I'll handwrite it inside the card for you at no extra charge.
Along with my lighthearted Funky Forest art, I also create ethereal angel art, fairy art, mandala art, and colorful abstract art with uplifting messages and intentions. Check out the rest of my Primal Painter website for prints, canvas wall art, greeting cards, and Reiki attuned energy jewelry.
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🌈 This world is too serious and needs more forest fun. I'm on it!
Much Love and Light,
Laurie
