"The Chakras of Shame"
Outraged Owl Art Greeting Card
Colorful and playful outraged owl greeting card that blends goofy forest wisdom with sage advice. Presented in the form of psychedelic artwork from the imagination of Primal Painter, this signed collectible, whimsical fantasy art series shows that wise advice can also be fun and sometimes a little sassy.
Clever and delightfully absurd, Druid Von Hootenstein perches on a rock with one wing pointing toward the sky, full moon glowing behind him, glaring at his mushroom minions. His pompous decree on misaligned chakras is delivered with a dramatic flair only the Funky Forest’s snarkiest owl can muster. His insult and sass are inside:
"Minions, I hereby decree that your chakras are a disgrace. I've seen swamp muck more aligned. It's chaos! I have spoken." Hooticism by Druid Von Hootenstein
Perfect For:
**Collecting, laughs, gag gifts, and a lighthearted reminder to align the chakras
**Owl collectors, lovers of weird mystical art, and forest fans who like a little whimsical sass
✨ Druid Von Hootenstein is sold individually or in a pack of four for a discounted price. You can also collect the set of four different owl insults on this listing.
🌳 Collect the whole Funky Forest crew, created by Primal Painter: frogs, mushrooms, raccoons, and owls. I might even add a spider series featuring Queen Arachna Phobia. (Wordplay cracks me up!) It's a magical ecosystem of forest-flavored wisdom, humor, and charm. For more ethereal vibes, enter the angelic and fairy realms for a softer magic.
Details:
**A2 folded card (4.25” x 5.5”)
**Includes a blue envelope
**Full-color digital artwork on front & back
**Inside features Druid Von Hootenstein's backstory and his insult-flavored sass
**Professionally printed art cards on heavy satin-finished cardstock for vibrant colors
**Space inside for your personal message
💌 Sending as a gift?
If you’d like me to mail this card directly to someone special, just leave me a note at checkout with your message or Contact Me, and I’ll handwrite it inside the card for you at no extra charge.
All of the Funky Forest characters emerged from a whirlwind of quirky visions, digital conjuring, custom brushes, days of fine-tuning and embellishing, absurd story building, and fun wordplay. (I may or may not have a slightly twisted sense of humor....opinions vary.)
Along with my lighthearted Funky Forest art greeting cards, I also create ethereal angel art, fairy art, mandala art, and colorful abstract art with uplifting messages and intentions. Check out the rest of my Primal Painter website for prints, canvas wall art, greeting cards, and Reiki attuned energy jewelry.
🌈 This world is too serious and needs more forest fun. I'm on it!
Much Love and Light,
Laurie
primalpainter.com
© Primal Painter. All artwork, text, and photography are copyright-protected by Laurie Bain Hamilton and may not be downloaded, altered, or reproduced. Wholesale and resale inquiries are welcome
