"The Chakras of Shame"
Outraged Owl Art Greeting Card by Primal Painter
Colorful and playful outraged owl greeting card that blends goofy forest wisdom with sage advice. Presented from the imagination of Primal Painter, this signed, collectible, whimsical fantasy art series shows that wise advice can also be fun and sometimes a little sassy.
Clever and delightfully absurd, Druid Von Hootenstein perches on a rock with one wing pointing toward the sky, full moon glowing behind him, glaring at his mushroom minions. His pompous decree on misaligned chakras is delivered with a dramatic flair only the Funky Forest's snarkiest owl can muster. His insult and sass are inside: "Minions, I hereby decree that your chakras are a disgrace. I've seen swamp muck more aligned. It's chaos! I have spoken."
Perfect For:
- Collecting, laughs, gag gifts, and a lighthearted reminder to align the chakras
- Owl collectors, lovers of weird mystical art, and forest fans who like a little whimsical sass
Druid Von Hootenstein is sold individually or in a pack of four for a discounted price. You can also collect the set of four different owl insults on this listing.
🌳 Collect the whole Funky Forest crew, created by Primal Painter: frogs, mushrooms, raccoons, and owls. It's a magical ecosystem of forest-flavored wisdom, humor, and charm. For more ethereal vibes, enter the angelic and fairy realms for a softer magic.
Details:
- A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5")
- Includes a blue envelope
- Full-color digital artwork on front and back
- Inside features Druid Von Hootenstein's backstory and his insult-flavored sass
- Professionally printed on heavy satin-finished cardstock for vibrant colors
- Space inside for your personal message
Sending as a Gift? If you'd like me to mail this card directly to someone special, just leave a note at checkout with your message or Contact Me, and I'll handwrite it inside the card for you at no extra charge.
Along with my lighthearted Funky Forest art, I also create ethereal angel art, fairy art, mandala art, and colorful abstract art with uplifting messages and intentions. Check out the rest of my Primal Painter website for prints, canvas wall art, greeting cards, and Reiki attuned energy jewelry.
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🌈 This world is too serious and needs more forest fun. I'm on it! Much Love and Light, Laurie
All artwork © Laurie Bain Hamilton, Primal Painter. Downloading, reproduction, and resale prohibited.
