Grumpy Raccoon Greeting Card, Funny Magical Animal Art by Primal Painter, Collectible Story Card
"Fireballs of Regret"
Grumpy Raccoon Collectible Greeting Card by Primal Painter
Colorful and playful greeting card that blends goofy forest wisdom with sage advice. Presented from the imagination of Primal Painter, this signed, collectible, whimsical fantasy art series shows that wise advice can also be fun, lighthearted, and forest-flavored.
The raccoon tribe in the Funky Forest has added magic to their covert bandit activities. Hocus Von Nocus is the grumpiest magical raccoon in the tribe and knows magic isn't his bag. His tail is always on fire, his fireballs are out of control, and frogs and mushrooms dread his presence. He reminds us that if something keeps ending in disaster, there's no shame in applying the lessons to something new. His quote and advice are on the inside: "Dream big, forestlings, but if your tail keeps catching on fire, maybe it's time to pivot and choose a destiny with fewer explosions."
Perfect For:
- Encouragement, teasing, and a lighthearted reminder that it's ok to try something new
- Raccoon collectors, lovers of kinda weird art, and whimsical forest fans who don't take life too seriously
Hocus Von Nocus is sold individually or in a pack of four for a discounted price. You can also collect the set of four magical raccoon bandits on this listing.
🌳 Collect the whole Funky Forest crew, created by Primal Painter: frogs, mushrooms, raccoons, and owls. It's a magical ecosystem of forest-flavored wisdom, humor, and charm. For more ethereal vibes, enter the angelic and fairy realms for a softer magic.
Details:
- A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5")
- Includes a blue envelope
- Full-color digital artwork on front and back
- Inside features Hocus Von Nocus's backstory and his raccoon-flavored advice
- Professionally printed on heavy satin-finished cardstock for vibrant colors
- Space inside for your personal message
Sending as a Gift? If you'd like me to mail this card directly to someone special, just leave a note at checkout with your message or Contact Me, and I'll handwrite it inside the card for you at no extra charge.
Along with my lighthearted Funky Forest art, I also create ethereal angel art, fairy art, mandala art, and colorful abstract art with uplifting messages and intentions. Check out the rest of my Primal Painter website for prints, canvas wall art, greeting cards, and Reiki attuned energy jewelry.
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🌈 This world is too serious and needs more forest fun. I'm on it! Much Love and Light, Laurie
All artwork © Laurie Bain Hamilton, Primal Painter. Downloading, reproduction, and resale prohibited.
