Frog Greeting Card, Psychedelic Artwork, Sir Sipsalot Series, Collectible Story Card
"Slow Ride"
Cute Frog Art Storytelling Card by Primal Painter
Sir Sipsalot is not in a hurry. He's on a turtle, wisdom juice in hand, watching the Funky Forest go by at exactly the right speed. Shelldon, his long-suffering designated driver, has heard the pond popper speech before. But the guru insists: the flies reveal themselves on the slow and steady ride. Patience, Grasshopper.
His sage advice is on the inside: "Don't be like the tadpole all hopped up on pond poppers, Grasshopper. The flies will reveal themselves on the slow and steady turtle ride."
Perfect For:
- Birthdays, encouragement, or anytime you want to send a burst of forest wisdom
- Frog collectors, turtle lovers, and whimsical forest fans who don't take life too seriously
✨ Sir Sipsalot is sold individually or in a pack of four for a discounted price. You can also collect two separate sets of Sir Sipsalot's adventures on this listing.
🌳 Collect the whole Funky Forest crew, created by Primal Painter: frogs, mushrooms, raccoons, and owls. It's a magical ecosystem of forest-flavored wisdom, humor, and charm. For more ethereal vibes, enter the angelic and fairy realms for a softer magic.
Details:
**A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5")
**Includes a blue envelope (even frogs love style)
**Full-color original artwork on front & back
**Inside features Sir Sipsalot's backstory and his fly-flavored advice.
**Collectible storytelling art cards are printed on satin-finished cardstock with vibrant colors
**Space inside for your personal message
💌 Sending as a Gift?
If you'd like me to mail this card directly to someone special, just leave a note at checkout with your message or Contact Me, and I'll handwrite it inside the card for you at no extra charge.
Along with my lighthearted Funky Forest art, I also create ethereal angel art, fairy art, mandala art, and colorful abstract art with uplifting messages and intentions. Check out the rest of my Primal Painter website for prints, canvas wall art, greeting cards, and Reiki attuned energy jewelry.
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🌈 This world is too serious and needs more fun forest wisdom. I'm on it!
Much Love and Light,
Laurie
