Cute Crystal Loving Raccoon Greeting Card, Playful Forest Art by Primal Painter, Collectible
"Beguiled by Dazzle"
Madam Glisten DeWoo Collectible Art Card by Primal Painter
Meet Madam Glisten DeWoo - the sweetest raccoon in the Funky Forest, who fancies herself a seer, a fortune-teller...and somehow French. She's part of a fully realized world of misfit mystics, each with their own backstory, philosophy, and chaotic charm. This collectible art card brings her to life with her signature crystal-hugging wisdom — and a little side-eye for anyone who gets distracted by shiny objects.
Under a full moon and hugging her amethyst crystal in her favorite purple and blue dreamy forest clearing, she reminds us not to get distracted by every shiny object that comes our way. Her quote and advice are on the inside: "Magic and crystals and woo...oh my! Shine bright, Crystalkins, but not all that glitters is gold. Some of it's just raccoon loot and banana peels."
Perfect For:
- Encouragement, teasing, and a lighthearted reminder to use discernment in all things
- Crystal lovers, raccoon collectors, lovers of kinda weird art, and whimsical forest fans who don't take life too seriously
Madam Glisten DeWoo is sold individually or in a pack of four for a discounted price. You can also collect the set of four magical raccoon bandits on this listing.
🌳 Collect the whole Funky Forest crew, created by Primal Painter: frogs, mushrooms, raccoons, and owls. It's a magical ecosystem of forest-flavored wisdom, humor, and charm. For more ethereal vibes, enter the angelic and fairy realms for a softer magic.
Details:
- A2 folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
- Includes a blue envelope
- Full-color digital artwork on front and back
- Inside features Madam Glisten DeWoo's backstory and her forest-flavored advice
- Professionally printed on heavy satin-finished cardstock for vibrant colors
- Space inside for your personal message
Sending as a Gift? If you'd like me to mail this card directly to someone special, just leave a note at checkout with your message or Contact Me, and I'll handwrite it inside the card for you at no extra charge.
Along with my lighthearted Funky Forest art, I also create ethereal angel art, fairy art, mandala art, and colorful abstract art with uplifting messages and intentions. Check out the rest of my Primal Painter website for prints, canvas wall art, and Reiki attuned energy jewelry.
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🌈 This world is too serious and needs more forest fun. I'm on it! Much Love and Light, Laurie
All artwork © Laurie Bain Hamilton, Primal Painter. Downloading, reproduction, and resale prohibited.
