"Bite Me"
Toadstool Mushroom Art Greeting Card
Colorful and delightfully wicked greeting card that's both playful and spooky…Who knew? Toxina Sporceress, the Funky Forest’s scariest toadstool from the Sporeacles Tribe, is here to bring a little poison-laced magic to your day. Sitting on her creepy throne of roots, draped in cobwebs and Spanish moss, and holding a bubbling toxic brew, she reminds us that a little poison adds flavor...but too much can add bones to her throne.
Perfect for when you want to send a little humorous toxicity alert. Mushroom lovers, Sporeacle collectors, and anyone with a taste for dangerous fungi, this card is for you. I know you're out there hiding in a cobwebby corner somewhere!
✨ Toxina Sporceress is sold individually or in a pack of four for a discounted price. You can also collect the whole Sporeacle Tribe Variety Pack of four cards on this listing.
All of the Funky Forest characters emerged from a whirlwind of quirky visions, digital conjuring, custom brushes, days of fine-tuning and embellishing, absurd story building, and fun wordplay. (I may or may not have a slightly twisted sense of humor....opinions vary.)
🌳 Collect the whole Funky Forest crew, created by Primal Painter: frogs, mushrooms, raccoons, and owls. I might even add a spider series featuring Queen Arachna Phobia. (Wordplay cracks me up!) It's a magical ecosystem of forest-flavored wisdom, humor, and charm. For more ethereal vibes, wander into the angelic and fairy realms for a softer magic.
Details:
**A2 folded card (4.25” x 5.5”)
**Includes a blue envelope (even fungi love style)
**Full-color original artwork on front & back
**Inside features Toxina's backstory and her toxic warning: "Come closer, dahling. The red caps won't bite…unless you do. A little poison adds flavor, but too much adds bones to my throne. Choose wisely.” Toxicity Alert by Toxina Sporceress
**Professionally printed art cards on heavy satin-finished cardstock for vibrant colors
**Space inside for your personal message
💌 Sending as a gift?
If you’d like me to mail this card directly to someone special, just leave me a note at checkout with your message or Contact Me, and I’ll handwrite it inside the card for you at no extra charge.
Along with my lighthearted Funky Forest art greeting cards, I also create ethereal angel art, fairy art, mandala art, and colorful abstract art with uplifting messages and intentions. Check out the rest of my Primal Painter website for prints, canvas wall art, greeting cards, and Reiki attuned energy jewelry.
🌈 This world is too serious and needs more fun forest wisdom. I’m on it!
Much Love and Light,
Laurie
primalpainter.com
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