Grumpy Raccoon Greeting Card, Funny Magical Animal Art by Primal Painter
"Fireballs of Regret"
Grumpy Raccoon Art Greeting Card
Colorful and playful greeting card that blends goofy forest wisdom with sage advice. Presented in the form of psychedelic artwork from the imagination of Primal Painter, this collectible, whimsical fantasy art series shows that wise advice can also be fun, lighthearted, and forest-flavored.
The raccoon tribe in the Funky Forest has added magic to their covert bandit activities. Hocus Von Nocus is the grumpiest magical raccoon in the tribe and knows magic isn't his bag. His tail is always on fire, his fireballs are out of control, and frogs and mushrooms dread his presence. He reminds us that if something keeps ending in disaster, there's no shame in applying the lessons to something new. His quote and advice are on the inside:
"Dream big, forestlings, but if your tail keeps catching on fire, maybe it's time to pivot and choose a destiny with fewer explosions." Trash Talk by Hocus Von Nocus
Perfect For:
**Encouragement, teasing, and a lighthearted reminder that it's ok to try something new.
**Raccoon collectors, lovers of kinda weird art, and whimsical forest fans who don't take life too seriously.
✨ Hocus Von Nocus is sold individually or in a pack of four for a discounted price. You can also collect the set of four magical raccoon bandits on this listing.
🌳 Collect the whole Funky Forest crew, created by Primal Painter: frogs, mushrooms, raccoons, and owls. I might even add a spider series featuring Queen Arachna Phobia. (Wordplay cracks me up!) It's a magical ecosystem of forest-flavored wisdom, humor, and charm. For more ethereal vibes, enter the angelic and fairy realms for a softer magic.
Details:
**A2 folded card (4.25” x 5.5”)
**Includes a blue envelope
**Full-color digital artwork on front & back
**Inside features Hairy Furdini's backstory and his raccoon-flavored advice.
**Professionally printed art cards on heavy satin-finished cardstock for vibrant colors
**Space inside for your personal message
💌 Sending as a gift?
If you’d like me to mail this card directly to someone special, just leave me a note at checkout with your message or Contact Me, and I’ll handwrite it inside the card for you at no extra charge.
All of the Funky Forest characters emerged from a whirlwind of quirky visions, digital conjuring, custom brushes, days of fine-tuning and embellishing, absurd story building, and fun wordplay. (I may or may not have a slightly twisted sense of humor....opinions vary.)
Along with my lighthearted Funky Forest art greeting cards, I also create ethereal angel art, fairy art, mandala art, and colorful abstract art with uplifting messages and intentions. Check out the rest of my Primal Painter website for prints, canvas wall art, greeting cards, and Reiki attuned energy jewelry.
🌈 This world is too serious and needs more fun forest frolicking. I'm on it!
Much Love and Light,
Laurie
primalpainter.com
© Primal Painter. All artwork, text, and photography are copyright-protected by Laurie Bain Hamilton and may not be downloaded, altered, or reproduced. Wholesale and resale inquiries are welcome
