2026 Fun Illustrated Animal Calendar - Frogs, Mushrooms, Raccoons & Owls, Funky Forest Art
"Funky Forest Copes"
2026 Animal Mystics Wall Calendar
Thirteen months of Funky Forest misfits and one unapologetically weird wall calendar by Primal Painter to keep your days organized and entertained. Meet Sir Sipsalot, frog guru extraordinaire. Encounter the Sporeacle mushroom tribe, including the dangerously seductive Toxina Sporceress. Follow the magical raccoon bandits through chaos and questionable decisions. End the year with Druid Von Hootenstein, a snarky old owl and curmudgeonly master of the insult. Every character comes with their own quotes, quirks, and chaotic charm.
Each month features a full-color illustrated character paired with a questionable coping strategy and a short description of their dubious reputations. The artwork is expressive, detailed, and intentionally a little unhinged.
For example, August stars Hocus Von Nocus, the grumpy raccoon wizard with a misfiring wand and his tail on fire, muttering, “It’s Fiiiiiiine. *!@*&%@”.
Below each illustration is a practical calendar grid with room for appointments, reminders, notes, or magical conjurings.
This calendar is perfect for frog fans, mushroom enthusiasts, forest-dwelling oddballs who like visual storytelling, or anyone who needs a dose of absurdity and forest-flavored chaos on their wall.
The calendar measures 8.5 by 11 inches when closed and opens to 11 by 17 inches. It includes twelve months of characters, twelve coping quotes, and a bonus January 2027 page. Pages are printed on heavy, satin-finished cardstock with vibrant full-color artwork, character bios, and quotes throughout. The binding is saddle stitched, meaning stapled rather than spiral bound. Shipping is included.
There is also an option to add a Funky Forest Mystic greeting card, making this an easy and unique gift.
🌳 Collect the whole Funky Forest crew as greeting cards, all created by Primal Painter. It's a magical ecosystem of foresty wisdom, humor, and charm. If you're in the mood for softer magic, you can also explore the angelic and fairy realms.
💌 Sending as a gift?
IIf you’d like me to mail the calendar directly to someone special, leave a note at checkout or Contact Me with your message. I’m happy to handwrite it inside a card at no extra charge.
The Funky Forest characters emerged from a whirlwind of quirky visions, digital conjuring, custom brushes, obsessive fine-tuning, absurd story building, and unapologetic wordplay. I may or may not have a slightly twisted sense of humor. Opinions vary.
Along with my lighthearted Funky Forest art, I also create ethereal angel art, fairy art, mandala art, and colorful abstract art with uplifting messages and intentions. Check out the rest of my Primal Painter website for prints, canvas wall art, greeting cards, and Reiki attuned energy jewelry.
🌈 This world is too serious and needs more forest fun. I'm on it!
Much Love and Light,
Laurie
primalpainter.com
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